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Tessa

A Tessa Is a very caring girl who always has everyone's back. She thinks badly about herself but nobody is sure why. She is selfless and helpful. If a loved one needs her help she is the first one to be there, she is very appreciative of everything anybody gives her and cherishes it. She can be very shy/kept to herself at first but once you try to talk to her she loosens up and you'll be able to see her personality she has a great sense of humor but is modest about. Tessa's are great. If you hurt them it will just take an apology and they'll be okay.. they try not to hold grudges even though it can be difficult at times. love that for them.
brother: tessa's mad at me and won't talk to me what do i do??

mom: give her time. she'll forgive you.
by lolbugvarchie May 23, 2019
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TESSITORE

This word means WEAVER in Italian.
This word does not mean parasite it is an occupation.

Like the Tessitore handmade an amazing blanket or basket etc.
by The smartest person intha worl January 25, 2010
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Tip Test

When a guy inserts just the tip of his penis into an unsuspecting girls vagina when they are making out. He is testing her to see if she is DTF.
Last night I gave Jenny the tip test when we were making out, she grabbed my ass and pulled me in!
by zurgg April 15, 2011
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the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.
by schmex May 18, 2005
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.
"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."
by Agnethie February 1, 2019
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ping test

When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.
I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.
by ohbitchyounasty February 21, 2017
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Pub Test

Australian term, often used by the media, to describe the collective opinion of the everyday Australians to the conduct and reputation of public figures such as elected officials and celebrities, or to current events. In many cases "the pub test" is a device employed by journalists to invoke the "temperature" of an issue among the general public, without actually engaging with members of the public. In other cases, journalists may canvas the patrons of a pub in order to elicit public opinion, while also providing a humorous flavour to their story by including quotes from or footage of inebriated patrons.
The general consensus is that deputy prime minister's decision to leave his wife and children for a young woman on his staff, failed the 'pub test' among most Australians.
by Chicago Oz February 15, 2018
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