testosteronni

It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!

So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"

Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.

And she's satisified for breakfast.

by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.

The media today drip testosterphobia.

by TartanMarine May 8, 2010

TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant November 10, 2010

Testosteriffic !

Adjective. Used when something is so sexually awesome that words you arlready know are not good enough. Helps make every day lingo more sexual. aak

"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."

"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."

"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"

by Spugaluga March 11, 2012

testosteronista

Dominant butch lesbian

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.

by The debil November 1, 2013

Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016