Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
Youtube.com "The Simpsons"

Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...

Call the fucking cops!

Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

Call 911!

Same thing Technical Difficulties please stand by.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

im not technical

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.

Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."

by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017

Worcester Technical High School.

The only school with air conditioning and working faucets in the Worcester Public Schools.

Worcester Technical High School. has A/C you know? They r not sitting in ball soup right now.

by bostonrocks1 September 3, 2009

Brooklyn Technical High School

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.

Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

by RYAMIX January 10, 2010

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

When the Name is a mouthful and you have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you live an hour away from the school and you have school during blizzards because they have their own plowing system but all the other school around are closed. When the students are high then the grades and the teachers are even higher. teachers that take smoking breaks during class. when there are 4 fire drills in a week.

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

what students talk about at Tri-County.
"student- wheres he going
student2- hes going to smoke a cig."

by candy stripes May 19, 2012

West Career and Technical Academy

Faggot show full of Asians and people who got in but didn't deserve it and don't do their work. Most of us are suicidal, on drugs/alcohol and running on caffeine and energy drinks. The counselors suck and don't do their job (except 1) and then are surprised when we have a mental breakdown in the bathroom. The amount of homework and overall work that you get is so overwhelming that you want to kashoot yourself. Here you are either super athletic and in crossfit or you are the laziest piece of human flesh to ever walk the Earth and there is no in between. Most of the teachers suck and have no respect for the students and then get mad when we have no respect for them or others. There is a "No BuLlYiNg PoLiCy" but no prevention against it. School spirit is nonexistent and Dance Co is really good but the girls dances are sexualized.

Student 1: I go to West Career and Technical Academy and I have 5 failed suicide attempts because of it
Student 2: I'm failing 6 of my classes because teachers refuse to put my grades in

by FaGgOt666 November 11, 2018