semen tilfred

after fucking a super fat chick in her fat vagina, you splodge on to a cracker and hide in a fat role on her back

yo, i just gave that old fat lady down the street a semen tilfred instead of mowing her lawn.

by micheal jamisom January 22, 2008

TILF

T.I.L.F = Teeth I'd like to fuck.

Check out Michael Strahan's teeth. Total TILF.

by DJ Dentite August 23, 2010

tilf

toddler id like to f***

that is one hot toddler, shes got all the goods. when that tilf is alone im gonna make my move

by mattkemp January 15, 2009

Tilf

Tai i'd like to fuck
or
Tash i'd like to fuck

Example:

"Woah did you see vicky's friends, they are definatly Tilfs"

by Tash, and Tai October 20, 2008

thilf

this is an acronym meaning "Trendy Hipster I'd like to Fuck"

Roberto and Kenny where walking down the street, they saw a trendy hipster girl and Kenny said, "Now that's a thilf."

by adork November 12, 2010

Trilf

A Turkey Reginold I'd Like to Fuck. Commonly known as a suggestive statement toward cool people.

You are such a trilf mongrel.

by Bosnian? May 2, 2011

tailfins

Protruding labia majora especially those that extend significantly below the rest of the vulva. Now considered unfashionable anatomy due to pubic shaving and sometimes corrected with labiaplasty.

She got her clothes off and her tailfins almost reached her knees.

by MBSea December 12, 2009