suicide

the act of killing oneself.

"I want to commit sewer-side."
"It's not sewer-side you dick!"
"You suck Bush."
"YOUR LAMENESS WANTS ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!"
*kisses Bush*
*dies*

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004

suicide

A permanent solution for a temporary problem

-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.

by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008

suicide

A permanent solution for a temporary problem.

John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.

by Spencer the Great December 9, 2008

suicide

A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

by Deedle April 2, 2005

suicide

when u needa jus take a mini break

kermit: i’m gonna kermit suicide

by millie@ February 3, 2019

suicide

The result of smoking cigarittes/cigars/drugs/etc., overdrinking alcoholic beverages, dipping/chewing wet tobacco, overdosing on pills, and doing other similar things.

I'd rather keep myself on Earth than suiciding to Hell.

by frodaddy February 19, 2005

suicide

A variety of things.

1. Telling your wife you don't love her anymore.
2. Insulting a serial killer.
3. Asking your boss if you can have a raise.
4. Wondering what happens after life.

I don't like life anymore... what should I do to commit suicide? Oh I know, I will ask my boss to give me a raise of 1,000,000,000 dollars!

by Sablechomp July 23, 2008