Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.
I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.
I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007
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Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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"Man, that "Jimmy Stewart" out of The Triple Wide was absolutely ridiculous. I don't think I've ever danced that much!"
by Humphrey's McGhee December 28, 2008
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2) The young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty passes for their first night ashore in a foreign port.
The gnarly old Chief Boatswain Mate said, "All right you dumb bastards, I know you will all end up in a whorehouse and
you'll be fucked and and sucked from stem to stern! Just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!"
They all responded in unison, "Okay Chief we got our stemware, thanks!"
2) The young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty passes for their first night ashore in a foreign port.
The gnarly old Chief Boatswain Mate said, "All right you dumb bastards, I know you will all end up in a whorehouse and
you'll be fucked and and sucked from stem to stern! Just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!"
They all responded in unison, "Okay Chief we got our stemware, thanks!"
by PEARKAY February 28, 2014
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by Wazooley April 28, 2019
Get the Stearmanned mug.A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.
When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".
Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019
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