1) A condom manufacturer announced a new line of stemware this week.

2) The young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty passes for their first night ashore in a foreign port.

The gnarly old Chief Boatswain Mate said, "All right you dumb bastards, I know you will all end up in a whorehouse and

you'll be fucked and and sucked from stem to stern! Just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!"
They all responded in unison, "Okay Chief we got our stemware, thanks!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak