Starchild

A grown man in his 30s who wears his hair like a dirty hippie. Usually the name of the grown man is bobby. who can offten be found lurking in dark alley ways searching for mushified cow patties.

mommy there a starchild under my bed

by alaska_child July 29, 2010

starchin'

Starchin' is a term used to describe something that is undefinable as it, itself is undefinable...

usually used just to confuse people

Starch: "Nah, sorry Matt, Starchin' won't be on Urban Dictionary, it's undefinable!"

Matt: "But why? what does it mean?"

Starch: "..please don't"

by DJ September 27, 2004

Starch

Verb
The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.

"Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks."

by bugnumber_1 July 27, 2016

StarchyGamer

A fucking nerd who has a server and talks about Hentai a lot

Starchygamer is a cunt. lol

by A fucking nerd February 4, 2017

starchyld

Starchylde is the brightest most intelligent person in the world and I just need a cricket to get something for this new one if you can come get me now

Starchylde- the brightest star in all of creation.91000000000 light years from earth. It is still the brightest beacon in the nite sky. In the light you may not be able to see it .you close your eyes and you feel it. You can sense her immediately. She is always present .
The greatest love I have ever known. Definitely going to be hard to share, but for the sake of humanity I will do my very best. There is only 1 starchylde- and it is mine. KAPISH. Peace out the WANDERER.

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Starch

A starch is someone that has not yet been assigned a classification. They either are so unique that you cannot possibly classify them, or you just have not figured out a classification for them yet. In summary this stereotype is the same as ramen, but without the "good" part in it.

I have no way to categorize him. For now, he is a starch.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

stachy

To appear to be, or look similar to a known, statutory rapist.

That girl Mackenzie was looking pretty stachy the other day. I think I might quick the band.

by Chiggg December 30, 2020