Definitions by bugnumber_1

Starch 

Verb
The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.

"Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks."

Starch by bugnumber_1 July 27, 2016