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Squeezer

A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.
Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.
by Cam Doyle April 3, 2003
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dick squeezer

It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.
"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"
by not jenn. April 19, 2009
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Squeezer

one who squeezes
by yo mamamamamma April 3, 2003
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Squeezer

A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
by Pseudonymfake November 3, 2013
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Squeezer

Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!
by godofwords April 24, 2014
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Squeener

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.
dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.
by original squeen November 22, 2011
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squeeler

An annoying child, with lungs of a banshee whom uses microphone playing video games generally such titles like Call of Duty, Battlefield and World of Warcraft. They usually make all gaming experience annoying and irritating for anyone else in the same server as them. No one knows how many actually exist in the world, but they are usually a filthy mouthed atrocity with no understanding of the english language or the game they are playing.
Voice 1: "And another headshot!"
Squeeler: "AHHHHH!!!! You were hacking, you have had to be hacking, I'm the best, you can't kill me, Hacker, Hacker, Hacker!!!
by Dead_Man December 13, 2012
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