spunk shui 

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

spunk shui by acefan February 27, 2009

spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

spunk bullet by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008

Spunk Toss 

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.

Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.

Spunk Toss by Spedx16 January 26, 2009

spunk bucket 

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

spunk bucket by M.nelson September 25, 2003

spunk shitter 

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter

Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter

spunk shitter by Darren Dent December 25, 2007

spunk bubble 

The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.

1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.

2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.

spunk bubble by Construction Guy August 9, 2009

spunk trumpet 

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

spunk trumpet by Leigh August 1, 2003