Dwight Shrute

Dwight Shrute is a character from the hit Television show, The Office. Dwight is the biggest, baddest mofo on telivision. Watch out, cause he'll dust your bin! He also owns a beat farm and put a live cat in a freezer. It died.

Sandro- Hey guy, did you watch the office last night?

Bill- Yeah man, Dwight Shrute is BOSS!

by Sanchez Cholo Ramirez February 5, 2009

shruti

Someone who's always going to Korea but instead ends up going to Canada.

Did you meet Kim Jong Un?
No, I was a Shruti and visited the Niagara Falls.

by khandelwal September 17, 2018

bieber spout

Resembling Justin Bieber's horrid little rigid one-inch baby's cock. Similar in appearance to a small flesh-coloured hose nozzle. Such a penis is so tiny that it cannot bend and sits perched upon a horrible smooth empty bieber scrotum.

Yeah, it's a ruddy bieber spout

by Omate Dammit May 31, 2010

the Water spout

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.

man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout

by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

shruti chopra

The mysterious girl with a modern aura. She is the star that makes the northern star feel dim. Her highlighed hair falls just right. Hauler tops and sport-Ts are her style. Mess with her and you are done.

Oh Shruti Chopra you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Go Shruti

by All_Hail June 3, 2017

scruth

Ding dong

Scruth and balls

by Scruth21 May 10, 2018

Skrut

Noun: Screeching of a fast-moving car.
Verb: To move so fast in an angular motion that it makes a noise.
Adjective: Sporty

1. The truck skrut through the streets.
2. That jacket is very skrut.
3. Skrut through the streets.

by John Dialing November 18, 2020