Spangled

Spangled: getting shitfaced beyond the level of your average shitfaced state

I was spangled last night

by Spangled: getting shitfaced be April 20, 2020

spanglemoth

when you just don't know. A state of confusion

Your mom: The dog did a backflip of the chimney
You: Man I am so spanglemoth

Your mom: What
You: I am spanglemoth

by flanth June 1, 2021

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017

Nolan Spangler

Normally white cracker dickhead who’s talent is finding Puerto Rican girls (aka immigrants) getting very offended over his tiny penis

Don’t ever be a Nolan Spangler

by Nyjiel miller April 17, 2019

Star Spangled Nanner

Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.

The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.

by Salty Sailor June 14, 2019

Collie Shangles

A Victorian slang term meaning quarrels or arguments. It was referenced in Queen Victoria's journal 'More Leaves' in 1884.

More Leaves : “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scottish word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”

by C L G January 31, 2021