Softsquirter

A man who's sperm is not strong enough to produce male offspring.

My husband and I really wanted a son, but after three daughters,we have accepted that he's just a Softsquirter.

by 420cranium November 15, 2023

softspot rins

When a person gets fucked hard regularly and develops a bald spot from the head board

That porn star has a softspot rins

by Dingofish February 27, 2024

Sofist

Discrimination against a person with the name Sofia, not Sophia

Person 1: bro I hate all Sofias
Person 2: bro, that’s Sofist

by TheRizzler123 January 25, 2026

Softshut

To gently close off a connection, conversation, or relationship without confrontation, explanation, or drama.
There’s no goodbye, just a quiet fading—a polite emotional retreat.

Often used when someone slowly stops replying or making an effort, without officially ending things.

I softshut that friendship last year. It wasn’t working, and I didn’t want a scene.

by Poraan June 8, 2025

Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

by opeake January 18, 2020

Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream

"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"

by C.Gabble March 15, 2024