ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010

Hole Slanker

1. A plumber

The Hole slanker cleaned out my clogged drain

by Irishfather May 12, 2010

Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019

Swanked

1. Bad as in gross or stupid.

2. To get jacked or robbed.

1. Dude, you seriously just swanked the bathroom.

2. Haha, check it out that bro just got swanked!

by bazamshazam May 31, 2010

Slacked

describes the physical state your in when on Vicodin or Norco. very relaxed and a slacking attitude. similar to saying you are "stoned."

where you been man?

dude i been slacked out in the bathroom cuz these pills.

by Bankadank November 11, 2010