shitfuck

1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.

2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.

3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.

4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.

4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.

1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."

by chmrvhg October 4, 2011

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009

shitfuck

When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.

One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik

by lingling maguyver September 30, 2008

Shitdickulous

Not to be confused with Shitdiculous, this word means something so fantastically amazing that it makes you shit all over your dick.

Yes.

Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!

Steve: What happened!?

Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.

by Sarcastic Banana March 29, 2009

shitfuck

a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.

Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!

by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011

shitfuck

when you know shits about to be fucked

Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two

by I peed my pant s June 17, 2019

Shitfuckcock

A word used to name or describe the smell of your penis after having anal sex. Also used as a derrogatory term for someone who just plain sucks due to some kind of accident they have caused.

1. "Man, take a shower, i can still smell your Shitfuckcock!"

2. "Man, that guy is a real Shitfuckcock for spray-painting shit all over your car!!11!1oneone!11!1!1!!!111oneone!one

by Cockboy (the original, none of the crap losers who steal our name) June 28, 2006