Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010

Semanoff

The Russian word for "awesome"

"Those people aren't lame, they're 'Semanoffs'"

by Karena2408 June 20, 2008

Secrat

Someone who tells tells other's secrets.

Bova "Dude I have a little penis, don't tell no one"
William "Alright man I won't."

Later that day

William "Hey V Gorp, Bova has a little weiner!"

Bova "WILLIAM YOU FUCKING SECRAT"

by haarharharhahr December 9, 2008

Semaj

The best friend anyone could ever ask for, he is always comforting and you can be yourself around him.

Semaj is the greatest.

by OneGoodFriend. October 31, 2019

Samrandom

A person that not many people know

Oh yeah, John, he went to my elementary school. You wouldn't know him, he's just some samrandom

by SEVENATENINE January 18, 2009

Semaiternal

Of seemingly never ending duration

Sarah and Alison's week has been Semaiternal, with the weekend seeming so far away

by lozzy123 August 25, 2008

semanticklish

One who revels in the folly of semantic play and gets mildly to extremely aroused when hearing dangling modifiers, innuendos, past participles or phrases like: "eats, shoots and leaves."

A cunning linguist often gets semanticklish when his innuendo reveals a smaller than average dangling modifier.

by team grammatard February 15, 2010