Slock

Basicaly this is a slap with a cock... you can use that as a noun or a verb.

Two girls :
- did you have a great time last night with Brian?
- well yeah but now i have a real big headache...
- oh yeah i know that, did he slock you ?
- whooo the best slock ever...

by JulienL August 16, 2009

slock

A combination of slug and clock. Massively wild punch to the face.

If you don't stop playing "Friday" I'll freaking slock you

by Shridbad June 9, 2011

Slock

To slap someone with his cock

I like to slock Jenny on the face while she is sleeping.

by Toto-bratislava February 19, 2015

Slocks

They are not socks but they are not slippers they are warm yet lower on your foot than an ankle sock and they feel as flexible as a sock

Girl- these Slocks are so comfy and flexible but don't even have a thick sole

by Coolio19 April 22, 2015

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Schlock

Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.

The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.

by drawfork December 22, 2008

Shclock

When one has shit on there cock ; shitcock shuttlecock!

While playing a friendly game on badminton you may lose your shuttle cock for a short while then find it again with some shit on it, it would then be called a shitcock shuttlecock = Shclock!

Also look under; Shlips

by Shlips Himself December 13, 2009