schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

schmoozin

smoking a blunt, bowl, bong. anything refering to pot, our very best friend.. Mary Juanna

damn son, i was schmoozin last night with the crew

by joanna July 25, 2004

Schmoozer

When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.

I saw another schmoozer talking to kids outside the school.

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023

schmooey

a top tier clone hero player

that guy plays like schmooey!

by TylerGH April 23, 2021

shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.

"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"

by ClassicPhil69er December 11, 2010

schmoove

To describe a certain group that keeps this fucking bad ass word a secret to other groups.

Is Spode schmoove? Probably...

by KingSpode July 26, 2018