after-schooling

v. to look up porn after school

Yo, I was after-schooling yesturday.

by Mancon November 18, 2007

Old Schooling

The process of crushing a 30 pack between the driver and passenger on a long roadtrip. The cans must be thrown out the window at cars and other vehicles on the trip.

Max and Dennis are taking a roadtrip out west. What better way to do it? They are old schooling it with a 30 rack of natty light.

by broschool king December 23, 2010

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

Schmoopified

When you've just started a relationship around valentines day and one of the people in the relationship gives an extremely over the top gift to the other person.

(From the Seinfeldian Soup Nazi episode)

Even though Jim and Robin had only been on two dates, Jim realized he'd been schmoopified when he opened the door to his apartment to find 8 dozen roses.

by 14ll41 February 2, 2009

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010