Schmidt

A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.

He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!

by R.J Alex November 17, 2007

Schmidty

Most beautiful girl you will ever meet.
Every meaning of the word perfection.
gorgeous, kind, gentle.

Hey, have you seen that Schmidty girl?

Yeah, her eyes caught mine from across the room, pweh

by Fairy1993 July 28, 2011

schmidtroth

sticking one's head inside an ass hole

OR

taking an enormous shit all over a family member or friend

Jane, let me give you a schmitdroth, please it's my birthday.

OR

Jane grab me a towel, Tom schmidtrothed on my clothes

by sindlegiggle May 12, 2007

schmidt

verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.

noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.

verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.

noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.

by sarlo sexy boy April 22, 2007

Schmitters

To sexuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body.

I schmittered the hell outta him! "Schmitters!"

by Dr. Schmidt February 11, 2015

Ty Schmidt

Coming from the greek terminology Nigga Ty schmidt is a nigga

Nigga Ty schmidt

by Ty schmidt=Nigga October 11, 2019

schmidt

To thrust penis back and forth in to the vagina.

I fucked the schmidt outta my gurl last nite!, holy schmidt

by buck laow March 23, 2010