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Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery
Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in
by uzi puzi September 20, 2024
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Schlamp

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.
Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!
by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024
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Schlomongungasaurus

That T-Rex over there is a schlomongungasaurus
by Schlomongungasaurus February 12, 2026
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Schlaboing

A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.
*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*

Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.

Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
by Gubobubo December 8, 2025
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Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.
"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025
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Corona-Schlamper

someone who doesn't care about the deadly virus und risked the life of 8 Mio people and helps spreading the virus, by not accepting and not following the corona rules.

Same goes for Corona-Spasti.

there is no sexual content. the main word here is corona.
Sie repräsentierte sich als Corona-Schlamper und zeigte ihre Unzufridenheit, vom letzten Arier ignoriert zu werden, mit immensen Psychose-Anfällen, dass heute noch dem letzten Arier der Schädel brummt.
by coolcommand2 August 19, 2023
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