TV Remote 

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied

TV Remote by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

Wii Remote 

A magical device invented by Nintendo that shoots money right into their bank account.

"Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"

Wii Remote by DJ Jetta December 21, 2008

Wii Remote Strap 

The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.

"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"

Wii Remote Strap by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019

Rewiring Her Remote 

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

Rewiring Her Remote by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

geographically-remote-flung 

A portmanteau that blends the words “far-flung” with “geographically-remote.”

We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

geographically-remote-flung by Mr. Scott Fletcher March 5, 2008

swaggy remote 

our roblox password xo

Brian: “yo Brian what’s your roblox password?”
Brain: “swaggy remote”
Brian: “same, twins”

swaggy remote by swaggybriannnnnn March 21, 2021

finding the remote 

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.

My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.

finding the remote by murd3rfun July 28, 2010