Patterson

To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.

Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.

by O.G K February 28, 2008

patterson lakes

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim

'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'

by babelovessex March 19, 2009

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

Puters

A mangificently majestic creature, that posses the reedemimg qualities of snaghletoothned velociraptor, and is regaled in excellence.

Not yet classified as felis catus, for only one has ever known to exist, the puters has yet to be classified.

by Sharpcheduh June 2, 2015

patterson court

One of the 4 housing properties for participants on the Disney College Program in Florida.

Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.

Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.

"I live in Patterson Court, the bus does not stop there so I have to walk to Chatham Square."

by meowmeowbeanz May 21, 2018