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Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.
Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.
by sean75 April 17, 2009
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ponked

to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol
maaaaaan i am ponked!!
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Pinker Ponker

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.
Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.
by Shella Bella February 19, 2011
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Ponky

A nasty odour that makes you hold your nose in disgust
Mummy made a ponky smell!
by Hannah Wishart (Aged 6) November 5, 2006
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ponker

"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"
by sparkneon October 7, 2005
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Ponkey

Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay)

Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.

Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies

Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
Seth: MUAHAHAHA
Shafayet: Oh M Gee. Did you lose you're ponkey again?
by Ponkey March 14, 2008
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Ponks

Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.

The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
by FromtheJtotheB June 9, 2012
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