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clutch player

person or people who's always performing highly impossible goals in a quick and almost impossible amount of time, or in the nick of time; extremely useful and convenient people.
Yo, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James are such a clutch players.

My friend will get us out of this...he's such a clutch player.
by Adeos23 April 11, 2013
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Fortnite Players

Virgin, has no friends, has no life, plays fortnite since he/she is sad
by LolZdXd April 19, 2019
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Saxophone Player

The most badass motha fuckers you'll ever meet. In the band, everybody knows that saxophones are the coolest people. They usually like smoking weed and getting high. See music like nobody else does and are passionate as hell.

Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.

Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.

When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.

In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.

The true makers of Jazz...
Dan: "Yea dude, I heard about the saxophone players in the band. What's the deal?"
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
by SaxItUp November 15, 2011
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congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.
So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.
by Gerrison November 27, 2016
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single player sex

by The_Pig January 12, 2019
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Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves
Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.
by StephenMickel July 23, 2012
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Fortnite players

Many were PUBG players once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of life, perfected into competitive arrogant manchildren.
Jesus, those Fortnite players suck at Kozachok.
by WienerVonSchnitzelSchwein September 18, 2018
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