peets

The hind paws of an anthropomorphic animal, as used by furries. It's a portmanteau of the words "paws" and "feet."

Aww, that fox has such cute peets :3

by SMLJRON September 29, 2018

Pessi

Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty

by Pessi the botler February 16, 2021

Pessi

An Argentinian dwarf who robs actual worthy footballers of deserved ballon d’ors which he himself does not deserve. The midget spent his whole career in The Spanish farmers league to join the French farmers league scoring 1 goal (tap in) all season

Pessi ghosts again

by PessiGhostsAgain January 12, 2022

Pestell Package

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

by MC Warlow May 7, 2008

Pessy

abbreviated form of pessimistic, with a hint of the word "pissy"

Tomorrow night's gonna suck. I can already tell.

Wow, someone's a little pessy.

by eric1237 May 7, 2010

Pessi

Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him

'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi

by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021

Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

by Ralph January 13, 2005