pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.

Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!

by Alfred March 17, 2005

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

perked

Slang for slightly drunk; frequently used in the bay area, equivalent to tipsy

yea, i was a lil perked at the party last night.

by jorge199 May 4, 2007

pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.

"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"

by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
>.>

by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011

Urban Pervert

1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.

1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!

by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014