Peetaphile

A person over the age of eighteen who likes Peeta Mellark in unconventional way.

Person 1: Peeta is so hot!

Person 2: I now I'm such a Peetaphile.

by FinnOdair November 23, 2013

Pertz

Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.

A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.

*Antonym: Bookman

"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."

"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."

Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."

by RobbyB. October 14, 2019

Peezer

A vape or cuvie. Term originated in florida

Can i hit your peezer

by rexbolt August 9, 2021

Peez

Another word for hoe or slut. Originated in Aliceville Alabama

“Aye tyler what happened to that big peez u was talking to”
“Man kanye leave that peez alone she wasting yo time”

by froggie205 September 12, 2022

peetah

the horse is here

peetah, the horse is here

by Bailey Deez Nuts November 27, 2022

e peenz

the plural of e penis used when describing more than one e penis.

im about to cut off the e peenz of all these fur fags just for the lulz.

by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011