pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Jake Pauler

Fucking retards between the ages of 5 and 12. They will believe anything their fucking brain dead idol says because they're all impressionable little cunts.

They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.

Jake Pauler: "Oh my god he's so flippin savage! He dabs on those haters and I want to ride his fucking cock."

Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."

by haha funny meme August 11, 2017

Parker Girl

They are the most awesome girl ever!! They funny, nice and really pretty...

That Parker Girl last night was AMAZING!!

by Nick Lee Wallace August 6, 2011

parker lewis

(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"

"Not a problem"

by kegdude May 26, 2004

Jake Paulers

It’s when you lose all brain power and turn very dumb and say very dumb things and can’t prove that Jake Paul is a great person

Jake paulers say that Jake Paul is more famous than you when fame never mattered

by S8terboi87 February 28, 2018

Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

A Parker

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

by Crooked08 February 12, 2008