Parallel Jerk

A Circle Jerk containing two people.

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked

by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

paralaugh

When you make a joke and then coincidentally someone near you laughs at something else. A parallel laugh.

You aren't that funny. It was a paralaugh

by olleicua March 21, 2016

parallelogramming

- When two things are parallel but not perpendicular with another thing.
- How to describe any engineering phenomenon.

Uh oh, Libby said "parallelogramming" again, take a shot!

by bestengineerever December 17, 2017

Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.

"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"

by btw soma May 16, 2021

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

Parallel Universes

If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?

Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.

by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005