Payne

a dashing, muscular young man with a farmers tan. he’s super athletic with good character and good nature but cannot keep the ladies away from him. payne will be your loyal best friend and always love you. you will love dating him but don’t let your best friends fall in love with him if you date payne

Oh my goodness he’s a classic payne

See that guy over there, he’s a true Payne

by scpick3 February 6, 2022

mr payne

a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler

classmate: hey, you got a ruler?
Mr Payne: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!

by Willyjoe42 November 9, 2018

Liam Payne

Liam Payne is the most beautiful human being to ever walk this Earth. He has a heart of gold and is just a big teddy bear. Whenever you talk to him you just get lost in his eyes. He’s funny, and soo underrated in the music industry. He deserves the world and if you ever have the pleasure of dating him, treat him like a God, which is the only rightful way to treat him. He is an angel sent from the heavens.

Person 1- “Dude I met Liam Payne, oh my gosh he it’s so retarded”

Person 2- “Treat people with kindness my ass, we’re doing this the tommo way! Liam Payne is amazing!”

by Vas happenin October 27, 2020

Liam Payno

Liam Payne aka payno is a member of the best band in the world One direction of you ask me bts are like ants compared to them. Anyways Payno is a literal gift from god and his smile can melt your heart in seconds. I love him so much. >>>>

I love Liam Payno. Or I love spoon boi. Or you could just call him payno

by M.1D.potato. February 7, 2021

Winston Payne

An underrated character in the franchise "Ace Attorney." He is the tutorial prosecutor in the trilogy, and often called the "rookie killer." He is very smug and overconfident, and very easy to beat. Most people forget who he is, leaving Mr. Payne sad. He never forges evidence unlike many other prosecutors. He is probably in my Top 20 favorite characters in this game.
His English name, "Winston Payne" is a pun/play on "winced in pain."

Phoenix Wright:...This person...I haven't got a clue...He seems to know me, but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?
Winston Payne: haha i will defeat u

by Haha I evil April 26, 2022

The Craven Payne

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.

Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

by Jersey ""ECU" Shore September 29, 2010

liam james payne

The solution for all the problems in the world

a fucking king that makes awesome music
he is the universe basically
we all live because of him
we all love him
Made an awesome cookie song that should have won the grammys
in the best band in the world

OMG IS THAT LIAM PAYNE

*DRAMATICALLY FAINTS BUT THE COMES ALIVE AGAIN CAUSE THERES A MOTHERFUCKING KING IN FRONT OF HER'

wow are u liam james payne

by Haleemah March 19, 2021