Otomenorrhagia

Medical condition referring to the pain and sensation your ears will start bleeding as a result of listening to someone's constant talking and is accentuated by their voice quality (ie nasally, high pitch, or heavy accent) or your own physical compromise such as a hangover.

I partied real hard last night and had to take a small plane home but I couldn't rest because the lady sitting right behind me didn't shut up, had an annoying voice which gave me otomenorrhagia.

by PainDoc February 3, 2010

tuna oatmeal sandwich

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.

by ninjapiratechan November 4, 2006

Chinese Oatmeal

Warm water with salt in it that is gargled to soothe a sore throat. This remedy was developed in ancient China circa 450 BC.

*Cough* *Cough* Man my throat is sore. I think I'll have some Chinese oatmeal with breakfast.

by Hotthands McGee September 28, 2011

leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011

oatmeal vagina

When you fill her vagina with rolled oats and fuck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out.

Your sister and I got real kinky last night. Let's just say she has a nasty oatmeal vagina.

by The Sexy Taco September 8, 2016

OATM

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either
a) your computer crashes, or
b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"
You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!
(OATM)

by DRAGON FORCE January 19, 2006

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004