Definitions by ninjapiratechan

tuna oatmeal sandwich 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.

tuna oatmeal sandwich by ninjapiratechan November 4, 2006