Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Doom Muppet

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008

Muppet Arms

Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.

1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.

2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.

by MuppetKing November 11, 2009

Fuzzy Muppet

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.

"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"

by Sproketmonkey February 6, 2010

Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018