MOOBER

A genius, particularly regarding financial matters, stock trading, and banking coin.

Are you following that MOOBER on that blog? He's a stock trading genius!

by Schadenfreuder January 21, 2009

mooser

a fart that lasts 5 seconds long

Bond just let go a mooser

by gorak April 8, 2003

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

jizz mopper

One who mops jizz

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away

by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003

Moperi

The crime of exposing yourself to a blind person.

Justin "mung" DeWitt was arrested today for moperi at the old folks home.

by jmungnasty January 2, 2012

Mopper

A term used by the Electronic Toy Archive's Discord server. The term was first used by a person named Paden when he was little, and it has stuck with both Paden and the server's members.

1: "Hey, did you see this thing the other day?"
"No way, that's so moppin' cool."

2: "what the mop is going on here?"
"we're just moppin' around."

3. "what's a mopper again?"

by Accidental Meming July 11, 2022

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008