modjitate

When an animal uses its two front legs to scrape its anus along the ground.

I wish that stupid dog would stop modjitating, hes making shit marks all over the carpet

by Fatt Stu May 27, 2003

monitor the core

Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.

orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....

Jody: Hey Brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
Brad: Naw, must monitor the core.

by Muskox July 24, 2008

mojitnot

A word recently invented meaning Mojito, the minty sugary drink make from rum, sprite, 2 types of sugar and of corse. the drink doesn't nearly taste like an alcoholc beverage though.

mojito, mojitnot, alcohol, rum

by Quizzicle-D September 1, 2007

monjiggy

sugar-coated way to say motherf*cker!!

"I'm hungrier than a monjiggy"
"you a dumb monjiggy"

by Cam May 5, 2005

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

monitor

A person that spends countless hours infront of the computer, and not meeting his friends, so as to become at one with the computer.

Geeze, that Ace is such a Monitor

by blkbullet February 9, 2005

mojito

A disgusting flavor of Orbit gum. Not recommended to be tried at all.

Trevor: What flavor gum is that?
Taylor: Dick.
Trevor: No dude, seriously, what flavor is it?
Taylor: Mint mojito.
Trevor: What's mojito?
Taylor: Dick.

by the_waffle May 20, 2010