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Microfist

Went in for a fist bump, got a microfist in return, that guy is way too short.
by Forbedeaus August 6, 2021
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microflex

Bragging about money, possessions, connections, or just generally showing off but trying to make it look like you're not. Often includes exaggeration for self-aggrandizement and to offset insecurity, and also often involves something irrelevant, outdated, or otherwise not actually impressive. Frequently accompanies passive aggressive or microaggressive behavior.
Ugh, as usual John had to microflex, so last night everyone was just chatting about work and vacation and stuff, and he goes, "Yeah, I was talking with former district court Judge Greg from where he lived 20 years ago last night and they're going to Myrtle Beach for two weeks .."
by Jackie yi yay July 28, 2022
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MicroTuber

A very tiny YouTuber
"I am a microtuber. I have 2 views!"
by slxzh January 9, 2023
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microfeather

A microfeather is when a bird's feather is very small, below 2 inches long. Birds with microfeathers cannot even fly.
Bird A: My feather is 3cm long
Bird B: HAHA YOU HAVE A MICROFEATHER YOU CANT EVEN FLY LMAOOOO
by barbatos_anemo_archon March 14, 2023
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Microfoniscatic

When a microphone meets a cat and the there is a catastrophe with the cat and the microphone messing around in your house and breaks your faviroute vase.
When I walked into my house,it was microfoniscatic
by Toepota June 21, 2023
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Microtransaction

When 2 trans midgets or "little people" have sex
by MegatonDon February 25, 2024
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microstamping

slang for an ATF agent engaging in sexual intercourse
Steven Dettelbach got permission from his wife's boyfriend to do some microstamping on their anniversary.
by dzzvf3hn1qd1 February 28, 2024
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