methdick

An erection that is incabable of becoming limp, even after ejaculation due to the use of meth.

I came three times, but couldn't get rid of that methdick last night.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

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Including scientific words, this is officially the longest word in the English language, smashing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and antidisestablishmentarianism.

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by Age May 31, 2004

methil hangover

Snorting coke off a white mans cock

Fancy going for a methil hangover?

by Nick/Emma November 28, 2007

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

Methdiversiam

A drug criticized to the point of illegitimate discredit by a small percentage of discriminators in government who are uninformed but spread the lies of the information they smear users with to the point where it is a rumor . Leaving the already misdiagnosed 'Methdiversiam' user to be among murderers. Forcing l users to admit they have a addiction or face the unfair sentence. This way you get re confirmed through the drug agencies these people have a problem and create a surplus of overpriced drug classes again placing the 'Methdiversiam' users in the category with drunk drivers. If they were not forced to take the deal these classes would not even exist or anyone attend. These places already existed no one used their services. Classifying users again as people who need psychiatric help. Classes based around helping people quit but nothing to help them with what they are blamed for . You use the user to seek help they don't need , give the people the help they do need. It is your failure! Have pharmaceutical justify your cause then why don't you justify it Give people the drugs for as little as they cost to produce then you can legitimately distinguish their problems the poor have. With what they have spent their money on consider the true derogatory effects the truth.

"Look at that bum damn what 'Methdiversiam" does to people trash digging derelicts" I
"If they get busted with 'Methdiversiam' we will not let them have a range of jobs and then we will say they don't work"

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by abominmind December 1, 2013

Methmetal

A sub-gene of heavy metal that is known for predominantly focusing on the consumption of excessive amounts of methamphetamine. Common instruments used in Methmetal bands include, but not limited to; air guitar, air drums, air bass ect. because the actual musicians have spent all their money on methamphetamine and can not afford real instruments.

Notable bands include "Crispy-Pickin'" and "Piss Soaked Semen Torture"

Methmetal

by Jungle696969 January 27, 2014

methite

A cultural group pandemic in the United States, but especially numerous in the Pacific Northwest. Methites are known for their consumption of methamphetamines and their propensity for living "down by the river". Their primary occupations include collection of recyclables for deposits and amateur demagoguery. Methites can be physically identified by their apparent desperate need of dermatological and dental care.

The methites emerged from down by the river to scour the neighborhood for redeemable bottles and cans.

by I, Kommunist April 21, 2017