Methmetal 

A sub-gene of heavy metal that is known for predominantly focusing on the consumption of excessive amounts of methamphetamine. Common instruments used in Methmetal bands include, but not limited to; air guitar, air drums, air bass ect. because the actual musicians have spent all their money on methamphetamine and can not afford real instruments.

Notable bands include "Crispy-Pickin'" and "Piss Soaked Semen Torture"

Methmetal

Methmetal by Jungle696969 January 27, 2014

mehmetaj 

Its a type of person that hates fagets like seth hes a bitch so fuck him and ethan is going to shoot him

Fuck seth riles hes scared of the mehmetaj hes a bitch and gets no hoes and the only hoe he can get is his mom.

mehmetaj by Thebeast84649300 March 21, 2017

Methretary 

The imaginary woman who reminds you what you are talking about,what you are doing, and where you hid your stash, when you are so spaced out on drugs, so you dont have to remember

"Uh, susan (methretary), what the hell am I talking about?"

Methretary by shawn lucas January 22, 2008

metametaphysicist 

Some one who studies metaphysicists in an attempt to understand why people would choose to spend vast amounts of time studying things that don't matter.

""I'm gay" ~Socrates" ~cynical metametaphysicist

metametaphysicist by jtwasabi March 23, 2011

memetality 

the characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking of a person or group that can be versed in a few short lines and passed off as a legitimate capacity of intelligent thought regardless of the information's validity simply because the information sounds good and is shared throughout social media sources and emails in the form of memes and tactiley as articles, billboards, and bumper stickers.

"Obama is America's First Muslim In Chief" and "Trump Quote, 1998: If I ran as president, I'd run as a republican. They're the stupidest group of voters in the country." are classic examples of misinformation and fake news that have been passed of as legitimate thoughts and attitudes and due to these thought being passed off largely in the form of memes they have greatly influenced the memetality of the masses.

memetality by Fritzling January 18, 2017

The Metherall 

The act of shitting viciously for hours...unitl your ass is swollen, bloody and is in unbelievable pain. This causes hardening and discomfort. The only remedy is for a 4 inch gerbil with shark like teeth to eat through the inner layers of the buttocks and deflates the entire anus back to it normal size.

After having an incredible case of montezuma's revenge, Pat sent his grilfriend to the nearest pet store in search of a gerbil that could help cure his worsening case of the Metherall's

The Metherall by b38 July 31, 2006

megametal 

a homosexual act usually involving 3 or more males whereby one male will receive ejaculation in his mouth from all the others, then spit it in a spoon for placement in his rectum

I cant believe that guy did the megametal with the whole rugby team, he must have used a ladle.

megametal by johnnyrampage August 17, 2010