Marko

a child-murdering cat who doesn't care for anyone but himself.

A definition of an idiot package all in one

“Why is there a cat robot on the floor?”
“Dw its just marko being an idiot

by K0ko March 27, 2022

Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.

Marko: yo wanna chill today?
Girl: Sure! What time are you not busy?

Marko: I can do 3:00 pm.
Girl: alright can’t wait to see you sunshine!
Marko: haha you too love.

by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020

Marko

a guy with the biggest toe you'll ever seen
but he is extra cute

Guy 1: Have you seen that toe?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's normal for Marko

by childofburningtime November 20, 2021

Markos

Someone who has a wide pelvis and Anal hole diameter more than 20 cm

You are a markos

by Markos609 January 1, 2025

markos

markos isn’t really popular but he has something about him that makes all the girls fall in love with him. he is really funny and loves to play video games. he is super generous and nice to people too.

person 1: i cant tell if markos likes me, he’s so charming and nice!
person 2: you know he’s dating hannah right?
person 3: no they broke up yesterday maybe it’s my chance!
person 4: no i like him!

by siptheteasis April 14, 2019

Marko

WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER. MEAN TO HIS WIFE. ABUSIVE. YELLS AT EVERYONE. CAN GO DIE.

Bob: my dads a marko
Bill: im sorry to hear that, he must be a real pain in the ass

by Joetookthekids March 21, 2022

Marko

Marko is a super hot, sexy, intelligent, badass, beautiful person that is obsessed with game of thrones and blonde boys

He also loves to starve himself

Omg youre such a Marko! Yk cause ur hot but still pathetic

by Marko Targaryen November 21, 2021