mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

by tandortoots August 15, 2006

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mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

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Malle

The favorite German place for vacation and Absturz

“Hey men where do you want to go in summer break?” “To Malle of course” “nice we could listen there to Helene Fischer and have a kritischer Alkoholkonsum”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

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Thunder Mallet

A mentally challenged narcissist with a large penis.

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.

by Tinyradman May 26, 2018

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Vennu Mallesh

One of the most famous pop singers from India. Famous for his song- 'It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do' which has over 20 million views on YouTube.

That Vennu Mallesh singes better than anyone

by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

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Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

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by stinamazazing June 4, 2009

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