MUM 

Medium Ugly Millionaire.

A highly attractive male or female. Usually used to describe a man who is not physically pleasing but not ugly. Even though a MUM is physically challenged they can be seen as attractive simply because of their wealth and the way they carry themselves.

Kemba Walker is a MUM but I would still let him hit.

-Marge

MUM by Tels Er August 21, 2020

Mum 

A mum. Basically your personal slave.

Me: Go get me a drink

Mum: I ain't your slave
Me: yeah you are

Mum by Skystrex September 17, 2020

Mum 

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

Mum by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020

mum 

judgmental person who thinks they own you

shut up mum i hate you so fucking much

mum by barnie.and.spongebob.stan December 7, 2020

Mum 

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

Mum by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Mum 

Your mother, a person in your life you don't know what you'd do without. Even if you're mad you still love her. She is always there for you and will do anything for you.

My mum is the most spectacular person on Earth.

Mum by krazy_kookoo!!! January 9, 2021

mum 

Mum. The UK-Yorkshire way of saying mom.

US Person: it’s mom
UK-Yorkshire Person: no, it’s mum
US Person: you are starting to piss me off

mum by Ninja Monke March 6, 2021