Kunkle

When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus

"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"

by Edward Smellric August 14, 2016

Mouse Kunkle

Mostly means a child molester/pervert who is always wearing tight pants to lure girls in, and is starting to bald

girls little at the pants and some think good and others think all fuck that, im not mess with that mouse kunkle

by Semper_[Fi] October 8, 2009

Kunkel

A particular type of genetically defective Kentucky imbecile who thinks he/she has the right to put at risk the lives of others' children to pander to his/her own religious hallucinations.

The dumb kunkel got smacked down by the courts and told to get vaccinated or stay home. End of story.

by flybd5juan April 3, 2019

Kunksi

Apparently, a Farsi, or possibly Urdu word, meaning "poop". Scholars maintain that the actual translation was lost many years ago.

I'm sorry that I had that kunksi fantasy about you when I was in St. Louis.

by metrosexual7 August 27, 2010

kunkus

Any broken object used normally for opening things (i.e. doorknobs, can openers)

That kunkus better be fixed when I get home.

by stevedinkerman October 2, 2016

kunkadunk

A sweet and sexy fresh batch of smegma

Hey ba-baby. Howz about i whip you up a nice kunkadunk for dinner?

by Meatyfleshies February 24, 2017

Kunkeled

To be Kunkeled is to be bait and switched. Thinking you have something when you've actually been spun a web of lies.

I bought a paddle board, jumped onto it and it sank. I've been kunkeled.

by slumlivin June 17, 2017