Definitions by flybd5juan

Polyatheist 

Someone who doesn't believe in anyone's imaginary deit(y)(ies). The exact opposite of a polytheist.

Sorry, brother, but I am a card-carryoing polyatheist. I don't believe in anyone's absurd deities produced by the religious hallucinations of their damaged prefrontal cortexes.

Polyatheist by flybd5juan June 16, 2025

Wetard 

The opposite of "woke."

We asked the politician what was the meaning of the term "woke" and the wetard was stumped.

Wetard by flybd5juan March 20, 2023

polyamorous 

A synonym for "slut", "womanizer" or "man-whore"

Polyamorous is the result of a feeble attempt to legitimize acting like a slut or a man-whore but pretending not to be subject to the word.

polyamorous by flybd5juan November 25, 2022

Trump 

Verb: To completely screw up anything you try to do out of sheer incompetence and ignorance, and then claim you are a genius for doing so.

Johnny, you trumped your school project. Next time, use your own brain, instead of someone else's dumb ideas.

Trump by flybd5juan October 5, 2019

khristian 

A person who claims to be a christian, but who considers all his religion's rules to be "negotiable."

Jerry Falwell Jr. is not a christian. His boozing and partying in Miami clearly shows he's a hypocrite khristian.

khristian by flybd5juan September 26, 2019

shero 

A person who revels in female privilege because she knows she will never, ever be told by a judge to pay child support for a child that is not hers.

If you think adding an "s" to the word hero to invent a "shero" makes you the same as the real word, you're deluded.

shero by flybd5juan August 25, 2019

Kunkel 

A particular type of genetically defective Kentucky imbecile who thinks he/she has the right to put at risk the lives of others' children to pander to his/her own religious hallucinations.

The dumb kunkel got smacked down by the courts and told to get vaccinated or stay home. End of story.

Kunkel by flybd5juan April 3, 2019