knobbing

The act of placing a door knob in ones vagina/ass

Also referred to as Christopher Knobbin

Steve: Hey Frank have you seen Jess today?
Frank: Yeah shes at home knobbing right now.
Steve: Oh niiice!

by Franky Fresh March 1, 2008

the all knowing eye

Oft attributed the the eye of sauron/goatse mashup discovered by bending pixels beyond their breaking point. similar to the ceiling cat phenomena

oh man, I did the bad thing again, and I totally thought of the all knowing eye, y'knoe?

by staberind April 30, 2008

Knobnoxious

Having, or displaying qualities of a knob.

How knobnoxious is Mundine hey?

by Ryan Goldsworthy November 8, 2006

knoblinked

Adjective - to have slept with the same person as another person; as in, to be 'knoblinked' to someone else.

Noun form: 'knoblink' - the relationship between two people who have slept with a common third party.

Colloquially the term refers to two men who have slept with the same woman, but it is also applicable in the general sense.

He was knoblinked to his friend Richard, through Jane.

by Nerdvegas July 3, 2007

Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020

knobbin

A small wanker.

That knobbin hit me in the balls.

by anycon June 24, 2003

Knobbin

hangin' out, relaxin

Mike: Hey Ron, what you doin'?

Ron: Not much, just knobbin around.

by KevRon July 31, 2006