keeping up with the gavs

name a more iconic trio. ill wait.

person: omg its keeping up with the gavs!

by kuwtg April 6, 2017

Not that I'm keeping track, but....

An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.

Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.

by CaliScott January 11, 2011

keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family is when a girl or guy dates someone, breaks up with that person, and subsequently dates someone related to the first person. Keeping it in the family originates from an expression that involves not letting an issue out of the borders of family knowledge, and so by dating someone else in the family, the subject is "keeping it in the family".

Reid : Man Karlson, isn't it weird that after you rejected her, morgan went for your brother?
Karlson : No way man, she's just keeping it in the family.

by Krackle'ackin December 14, 2011

Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.

"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."

by tea lover August 26, 2008

keeping it 300

Living it large

Michael was keeping it 300 when he launched his helicopter off his yacht.

by Michael Stephen December 28, 2013

Keeping it Real

Being authentic in every way. Real people know boundaries and are not intentionally mean or vulgar because that's not real it's ignorance.

Staying true to what you believe. Not being persuaded by your peers in any arena.

" Johnny used way to much cologne so before he enterd the room, I pulled him to the side and let him know it was over powering. I feel we should be Keeping it Real instead of acting like it's ok!"

by momma nay May 22, 2010

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008