Kazper

Kazper Jayden Sisco: KJS for short.
apparently one of the most popular kids at his school.
girls are all over him since he's probably the most
gay yet straight kid you will ever meet. he's an internet whore and has a penpal named stephanie from second grade. he can be anyones friend except if you make him mad which is like never. cause serisly whenever he yells he starts to laugh in the middle so its like so stupid.

Girl Fan 1: OMFG kazper your hair is so sexy.
Kazper: OOOOH. you really think so? cause i was thinking if i brushed my hair towards the other way a bit more, it would be much more AH-DORABLE!@#@!

by yourstrulynikki May 7, 2008

Kaepernick

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.

I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.

by T-Rantula September 7, 2017

Kasher

A specialized lighter sleeve that fits Bics and Clippers. It hugs the lighter body at the top, and tapers down to a flat point to form a multi tool.

Our local lighter thief hasn't had such sticky fingers since I put a Kasher on my Bic.

by BudBroker September 2, 2017

Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019

kaspbrough

One of the best ships from Stephen King's "IT" featuring Eddie Kaspbrak and Bill Denbrough. Eddie looked up to Bill in his youth and most definitely had a crush on him before they met Richie.

Nev: You ever heard of Kaspbrough?
Bev: You mean the best IT ship? Totally!

by gaygayagyagyay December 8, 2019

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Kasser's

The cheapest of the cheap vodka. Under 2 bucks for a half pint, it'll do you dirty.

A:You tryna drink tonight?
B:Yeah bro, but I ain't tryna break the bank here.
A:That's cool, we'll just split a pint of Kasser's and two forties of Steel.

by doubledoozies January 19, 2012