by triplekinks May 8, 2006
Get the boner joust mug.Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.
by Lord of the Joust October 9, 2005
Get the finger jousting mug.Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
Get the Penile Jousting mug.When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.
Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012
Get the ass jousting mug.The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.
by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016
Get the Alabama Jousting mug.Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip
by Tingwallerwaller February 14, 2008
Get the jousting mug.When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .
Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?
Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.
Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.
by thatguy105 October 8, 2010
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