Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

Jerkis

1. The replacement for jerk or jerk face

2. Variations include jerkis bo bercuis, jerkis maximus, ect..

"That Gene is really a jerkis."

"Hey you double parked over there you jerkis!"

"I sure hope a jerkis maximus like George Bush doesn't get re-elected."

by Dragonsbane2004 October 26, 2004

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003

just jerking you off

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.

Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."

by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010